In this time it was very hard to make someone laugh. All people are getting robotic day by day. But I think SMS is a nice try 2 make someone laughing. That's y I i here with some nice fun SMS collection. Hope u people like it.
*Father to son:
whenever i beat you,you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toiletseat
with your toothbrush.
*Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person
Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking
When Someone Is SLeeping.
*If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!.
*Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side &
woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,
Liabilities r on dLeft Side &
Assets on d Right!
*When I was bornDevil said…
Oh Shit!!!Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
That's all for now.
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